Not long after the conversation that brought life to the Ninja in my pocket I was walking through town when I observed a Butthead do just this… All I can say is why?? When the there was a receptacle right there! I don’t understand?! Unfortunately my pocket contained no tiny Ninja ready to exact vengeance on this thoughtless W****r and I was left to seethe with useless fury…

The environment matters… every tiny act has an effect. That’s my rant, you should know how the middle goes by now. Excuse me, rather than stand on it, I’m going to recycle my soapbox.